Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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