The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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