he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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