oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Randomize
