is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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