Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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