i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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