TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize