was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
did i walk over a car last night?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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