you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Randomize
