we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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