Duck Duck Cougar?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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