The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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