Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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