Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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