problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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