we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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