Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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