Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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