I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Help me help you realize you are a moron
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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