he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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