dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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