did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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