Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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