Your face is a jimmy john
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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