I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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