happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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