the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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