no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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