What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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