yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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