Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Randomize
