is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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