Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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