he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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