I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
