we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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