I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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