Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I am one with the molecules
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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