i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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