Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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