We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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