Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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