awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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