party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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