That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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