Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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