Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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