The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Found the puke drawer
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
