do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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