She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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