But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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