awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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