shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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